About mentioning those dirty secrets, those elephants in the room!

Elephants (5)

September 1st, 2008 Posted in Elephants

Q: Why is elephant spotting so difficult?
A:
Because they are careful to keep their existence a secret.
Q:
Why should they care if we know about them?

A:
Because they don’t want us to know what they’re doing?

Q:
Why do they care if we know what they’re doing?

A:
Because they are conspiring to take over the world.

Q:
How could they do that?  They don’t even have opposable thumbs!

A:
They have friends in high places.

Q:
Who are these friends?

A:
I don’t dare say, but you can trick them into revealing themselves.

Q:
How do you do that?

A:
Pretend to be an elephant and extend your left hand to shake hands.
Q: Wait a minute!  How can I do that? Elephants don’t have hands!
A: Elephants don’t have hands, but you do!

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