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Thursday, May 28th, 2009 Posted in Elephants, Sightings: Religion | No Comments »

Q: Is there a cure for being an elephant? A: Only one. Q: What? A: Seeing a psychologist. Q: How does that work? A: Psychologists can convince elephants they don’t exist.

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Thursday, December 4th, 2008 Posted in Elephants | No Comments »

Q: Why are elephant jokes so funny? A: Because elephants are absurd, and it is fun to make fun of absurd things. Q: Don't you worry about hurting their feelings? A: Do they worry about trampling on me?!

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Monday, September 1st, 2008 Posted in Elephants | No Comments »

Q: Why is elephant spotting so difficult? A: Because they are careful to keep their existence a secret. Q: Why should they care if we know about them? A: Because they don’t want us to know what they’re doing? Q: Why do they care ...

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Sunday, August 17th, 2008 Posted in Elephants | No Comments »

Q: Why are elephants so big? A: They always eat out. Q: Why do they do that? A: Do you have any idea how time-consuming it is to prepare a meal for a family of elephants?!

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Monday, August 11th, 2008 Posted in Elephants | No Comments »

Q: What religion are elephants? A: Which elephants?  The ones who trample on things or the ones who don't? Q: The ones who don't. A: Agnostic. Q: Why? A: They admire the monkeys' philosophy. Q: What is the monkey philosophy? A: See no evil, hear no evil, ...

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Friday, August 1st, 2008 Posted in Elephants | No Comments »

Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs. Q: Why don't elephants want to learn how to change light bulbs? A: Why should they?  It only increases the likelihood they'll ...

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Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 Posted in Elephants | No Comments »

Q: How do you get an elephant into a living room? A: Invite him. Q: How do you keep an elephant in a living room? A: Ignore him.